The NIC Sentinel

Originally posted by

Sasquatch

If this is a college newspaper and Jake is a student there I really wonder what kind of school this can be that teaches their students that the "Bible says the Earth is but a millennia old" (a lie, the Bible teaches nothing about the age of the earth, it is not a teaching in the Bible) that "science has simply proven not true" Science has proven nothing about the age of the earth but has put forth observations for various theories only ... no "proof". "It continues with men walking on water, a man surviving the stomach of a giant whale and denouncing the existence of dinosaurs". What are you smoking? Only one man in the bible walked on water and he was divine, Jonah was swallowed by a great fish, the Bible does not say whale, and for your information whales are not fish - something you should have learned before attending college. And nowhere in the Bible does it denounce the existence of dinosaurs. There was no such term as dinosaur in any language when the Bible was written, and most likely dinosaurs were referred to as dragons in those times, and mentioned as such in the Bible.
"We have more proof for the possibility of Bigfoot than any known God." This statement is just totally idiotic and absurd. Some professor there at North Idaho College must know what the word "proof" means! Find him and have him explain it to you 'cause you do not have a clue what the word means. There is no proof of a bigfoot, that is why no one can prove he exists (make sense to you?) and as far as proof of any God, would you say an automobile is proof that there is an automobile manufacturer somewhere? Well there is only one God and all creation is the proof that he exists since there is no other provable explanation for creation and he has spoken the truth to us in the Bible - one day you will realize that it is true and he will judge you for your sins. In the mean time, if you are the best North Idaho College has to offer in journalism, well I guess I have to say I'm not surprised in view of the performance of today's main stream media. Unbelievable that you claim the Bigfoot cannot be proven fake, yet you think that Jesus Christ can be proven fake? You are a sick man, and I blame your professors at North Idaho for that. And Surprise, Surprise, I am Sasquatch and this is the closest you will ever come to finding me!

Originally posted by

Boner of the BWM

Obviously this paper was a satire and I pity the people that read it and just don't get it. But if Jake was looking for a reaction then he got one from a bunch of people that would call a teenage rape victim a baby killer for trying to get an abortion.
XO

Originally posted by

Boner of the BWM

Obviously this paper was a satire and I pity the people that read it and just don't get it. But if Jake was looking for a reaction then he got one from a bunch of people that would call a teenage rape victim a baby killer for trying to get an abortion.
XO

Originally posted by

Boner of the BWM

Obviously this paper was a satire and I pity the people that read it and just don't get it. But if Jake was looking for a reaction then he got one from a bunch of people that would call a teenage rape victim a baby killer for trying to get an abortion.
XO

Originally posted by

Annie

I would probably just laugh it off if I didn't think you actually hold to this line of logic. However if you really believe the Bible teaches that Earth is only a thousand years old then you might want to consider actually cracking open one of your textbooks - you paid for it you might as well read it.