Who could have known that Porky Pig was a bioterrorist? Since his creation in 1935, has Porky Pig been planning the "swine flu" pandemic so that he may someday rule the world? I could honestly say with a probability around 99.99 percent that the statements above have no relevancy of truth, but if you have been keeping up with the coverage of the current "swine flu" you will find that certain individuals believe Porky Pig is the one to blame for this pandemic For those individuals who have no obstacle that could interfere with one's ability in concerns to collective reasoning, who believe Porky Pig could be a bioterrorist, I say to you, "You are an idiot.
Adrive-by shooting that occurred in Coeur d'Alene near Third and Indiana Friday raised awareness of a growing problem of violence in our community and society in general. A 21-year-old male student from Boise State University was visiting for the weekend when he was gunned down in the street.
Finally, the finish line's in sight. For most students it means a break from the monotony of school; for me it means a break from the students. I understand this is North Idaho. I realize a certain amount of naivety due to living a sheltered lifestyle is to be expected, but come on.
It was recently brought to my attention that I have too much sex. This bit of information came from a friend of mine, who, I might add, is a total prude and can't keep a guy for more than a couple weeks because of her neuroticism. I have always been a believer that a strong sexual appetite is good for the soul, good for relationships and good for one's health as long as you maintain healthy sexual relationships and are honest with yourself and your partner or partners.
It seems that in this day and age it's easier to get a federal bailout than it is to find a parking spot at NIC. With the Big Three automakers circling the drain, we must ask ourselves: Should we really be giving billions upon billions of taxpayers' dollars to rescue these failing companies? I say screw 'em.
I hope that the end of the school year is treating all of you better than it is treating me. I know the end means finals, moving and working but all of those things are the last things I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about friends, family, summer and most of all, fun.
Dear Editor: I am writing this letter in response to your article about the ridiculous laws on the books of states and municipalities. I found the article amusing and entertaining. It was well written and well researched. (personal experience?) But as a reader , NIC student, tax payer and Christian, I must take exception to your use of the name of my personal Savior, Jesus Christ, as a purely sensationalist expletive.